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Meet Meghan
I AM... Meghan Lambert
Oh hey there! I'm Meghan Lambert, your friendly neighborhood "I Am EVERYTHING" connoisseur. Yup, that's right—I’m out here rocking all the hats: Reiki healer, yoga teacher, spiritual coach, energy reader extraordinaire. For the first time ever, I'm rolling it all together in one glorious, unapologetic, "I-can-be-it-all" package. Why? Because I've finally realized that I’m allowed to be everything I want to be (and then some). Forget that cookie-cutter life plan that society loves to dish out—happiness and success don’t come with a pre-made recipe. You hold the secret sauce. And that’s exactly why I whipped up "I Am Everything"—a wild, liberating space where you get to explore, expand, and claim every weird, wonderful, and authentic part of yourself. Let's get real and have some fun with it!
Ready to Break Up with Your Old Money Story?
🔥 Prosperity Inner Work Container 🔥
Begins in January 2025
Alright, let’s get real. You’ve been dancing with that broke mindset for way too long, and honey, it’s time to call it quits. If you’re ready to break up with struggle and step into your unique flow of badassery, this container is your golden ticket. BUT, and this is a big BUT—this is not a hand-holding, kumbaya, "let me do the work for you" kinda vibe. Nope. This is for the go-getters, the doers, the ones ready to roll up their sleeves and dive into the deep end of their own shadows.
We’re flipping the script on hustle culture because let’s face it, the "work harder not smarter" motto is as expired as that mystery condiment in your fridge. We’re here to embody your Human Design, flow through the shadows of your gifts, and set your soul on fire. This isn’t about living someone else’s dream life; this is about owning your truth and building your empire—your way, on your time, and with your magic.
Yeah, we’ll laugh. We’ll cry. We’ll feel all the feels. But you won’t be alone in this. That’s the beauty of this container: it’s raw, it’s real, and it’s got your back every step of the way.
There are only 4 spots, so if you’re ready to ditch the BS, own your brilliance, and design a life that feels like you, now’s the time. Let’s do this, smarter not harder.
This one-size-fits-all crap? It’s dead. You’re the creator of your own damn blueprint. 🔥
"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."
-Charles Darwin
Embrace Your "I AM"
"I AM..."—now that’s not just some throwaway phrase. Nope, it’s a bold declaration, a mic drop on your entire existence! For me, Meghan Lambert, "I AM" is the heartbeat of everything within and around us, a whole vibe that speaks to the mind, body, and soul.
Every philosophy has its spin on "I AM," but in my book, it’s all about being unapologetically you. When I say, "I AM Meghan Lambert," I’m staking my claim on all of it—my quirks, my feels, my brain waves, my whole essence. It’s me saying, “This is who I am, world. Take it or leave it!”
Living in your "I AM" is like leveling up in the game of life. It's an open invitation to dive into your deepest truths and live like you mean it. So, if you’re ready to step into your own power, your own "I AM," come join me. Together, we’ll unleash every hidden possibility waiting inside you.
Live it loud. Own your "I AM." Let’s break those limits together—come work with me!
💡 Why Human Design is the Game-Changer You’ve Been Waiting For 🎉
Let me guess:
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You’re over it—frustrated, stuck, and wondering why life feels like wading through Jell-O.
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You’ve tried all the things—affirmations, vision boards, "just think positive," and maybe even an occasional primal scream.
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You’re done pretending to be someone you're not, faking it till you make it, and wearing that “I’m fine” mask.
Girl (or guy, or glorious nonbinary soul), I feel you.
That was me—spinning my wheels, feeling like I was living someone else’s life. But then... drumroll please... I discovered Human Design, and everything changed. 💥
What Is Human Design Anyway?
Think of it as a cosmic user manual for YOU.
✨ It's like astrology got together with a personality test, had a love affair with quantum physics, and birthed this magical system.
✨ It shows you who you were literally born to be, how you’re designed to make decisions, and why some things light you up while others burn you out faster than a cheap candle.
✨ It’s your permission slip to stop living in hustle mode and start living in alignment.
Why It’s Freaking Life-Changing:
When I started living my design, I stopped:
🔥 Forcing myself to fit into everyone else’s expectations.
🔥 Banging my head against the wall, trying to "fix" what wasn’t broken.
🔥 Believing that I was the problem. (Spoiler: I wasn’t. The system was.)
And I started:
🌟 Embracing my quirks, flaws, and genius as gifts.
🌟 Making decisions that felt GOOD—like, soul-deep, hell-yes good.
🌟 Watching my life flow instead of fighting the current.
Here’s the Real Tea:
Living your Human Design isn’t about adding another self-help tool to your to-do list. It’s about undoing all the crap you’ve been told to be. It’s healing. It’s empowering. It’s like putting on glasses after years of blurry vision—you finally see yourself clearly.
If you’re sick and tired of being sick and tired, it’s time to meet the real YOU. Your Human Design chart is waiting, and trust me, it’s worth the hype.
👉 Ready to ditch frustration and start living in flow? Let’s dive into your design and unlock the magic that’s been inside you all along. ✨
🔑 Why Gene Keys Will Unlock the Magic of YOU ✨
Let’s get real:
Life can feel like a giant puzzle sometimes, right? You’re doing all the “right” things, yet the picture isn’t coming together. It’s like missing that one key piece that ties everything together. That’s where the Gene Keys come in—think of them as the treasure map to your true self.
What the Heck Are Gene Keys?
Take a deep breath and buckle up because this is where it gets juicy:
✨ Imagine astrology and Human Design had a spiritual glow-up and decided to dive deep into the art of self-discovery.
✨ The Gene Keys are a contemplative system rooted in ancient wisdom and modern insight. They take your Human Design chart to the next level and help you discover the gifts and shadows that shape your life.
✨ It’s all about seeing the patterns, unlocking your purpose, and embracing your magic—even the messy bits.
Here’s Why It Slayed My Life (in the Best Way):
I was DONE with:
🔥 Feeling stuck in the same self-sabotaging cycles.
🔥 Wondering why some things triggered me so much.
🔥 Thinking success was just for “those” people, not me.
The Gene Keys taught me how to:
🌟 Transform my shadows (aka my inner gremlins) into actual superpowers.
🌟 Understand that my struggles weren’t failures—they were lessons leading to breakthroughs.
🌟 Stop hustling for worthiness and start radiating confidence from the inside out.
How It Works (Hint: It’s Juicy AF)
Each Gene Key is a gateway to understanding your potential in three phases:
1️⃣ The Shadow: The sneaky little gremlin that holds you back.
2️⃣ The Gift: The magic waiting underneath the mess.
3️⃣ The Siddhi: Your ultimate essence—total divine vibes.
It’s not about being perfect (who is?). It’s about seeing the beauty in your imperfections and owning every damn piece of who you are.
Why You Need the Keys to Your Kingdom:
The Gene Keys are a journey—not a quick fix or a trendy self-help hack. They’re a lifelong guide to:
✨ Healing your deepest wounds.
✨ Discovering your true purpose.
✨ Living in flow, joy, and authentic alignment.
So, if you’re ready to stop playing small and start shining like the divine badass you are, the Gene Keys are calling your name.
👉 Let’s unlock your magic together. Your treasure map awaits. ✨
What I Offer (a.k.a. Your Personal Growth Glow-Up):
Ready to dive deep, spill the tea on your soul, and unlock the magic that’s been hiding in plain sight? My 1:1 services are here to help you break through the BS, own your brilliance, and live in alignment with who you’re truly meant to be.
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Welcome to Speaking Into SHIT, the podcast where we dive headfirst into all the messy, sticky topics that everyone else tiptoes around! This is your safe (and sassy) space to get cozy with the uncomfortable, where we strip back the filters, embrace the cringe, and spill some seriously raw truths. I’m bringing my own rollercoaster of experiences to the table, leaning into vulnerability, and serving up the real talk you need to keep moving and grooving through life. It’s all about ruffling feathers, unleashing your truth, and grabbing freedom by the horns—even when life’s trying to throw shade. So, tune in, speak out, and let’s break all the rules together!
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🎤 Be a Guest on the Speaking Into SHIT Podcast! 🎉
Are you ready to spill the tea, share your story, and let your brilliance shine? Speaking Into SHIT is the podcast where authenticity rules, and holding back is so last season.
✨ What we’re looking for:
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A badass tale of growth, healing, or self-discovery.
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Unique gifts or talents you’re ready to share with the world.
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A bold willingness to say what others are too scared to.
✨ What we’re not looking for:
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Perfectly polished stories that feel like they belong on a corporate brochure.
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Dimmed lights and small vibes. Nah, babe, this is your time to GLOW!
💡 Think of this as your chance to be unapologetically YOU, while we celebrate your achievements like the superstar you are. Got a quirky talent? Overcame a huge obstacle? Just want to talk about how amazing you are? We’re here for it.
Ready to Speak Your SHIT?
👉 Fill out our quick-and-sassy guest application.
👉 Tell us:
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Who you are and why you’re fabulous.
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What you’d like to share with the world.
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The juiciest detail about your journey (bonus points for humor).
🎙️ Bonus: If you have a flair for the dramatic, feel free to attach a video or audio clip. Show us your vibes!
🔥 Introducing Soul Sync: Align Your Soul, Own Your Life ✨
Are you ready to say buh-bye to the noise of what you should be and helloooo to the beauty of who you actually are? Soul Sync is here to guide you into alignment—whether you’re just dipping your toes into deconditioning or you’ve been swimming in the deep end for a while.
Why Soul Sync?
Because life’s too short to be living out of sync with your soul. This program is all about:
🌟 Breaking free from limiting beliefs and societal BS.
🌟 Embracing your true self (flaws and all).
🌟 Syncing your energy with your unique design to create a life that feels good.
Hot Intro Offer 🚨
For this first round, I’m offering 40% OFF because I’m obsessed with getting this magic into the world. Yup, you heard me—major savings for major transformation. BUT here’s the tea:
🔥 Only 4 spots available. First come, first aligned, first served.
Is It for You?
✨ Just started your deconditioning journey? Perfect, I got you.
✨ Been working on your shadows for a hot minute? This program will deepen your growth.
If you’re craving alignment, clarity, and a little extra sass in your spiritual growth, Soul Sync is calling your name.
👉 Claim your spot now! Let’s sync that soul, baby. 💃